Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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