Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
