we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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