so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
