it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You pole danced in your parka.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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