I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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