We won't sleep together?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
