I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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