Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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