So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Randomize
