No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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