Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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