Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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