Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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