This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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