It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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