I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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