when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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