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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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