I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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