Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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