I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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