On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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