O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His hands were made for my vagina.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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