shes about as inviting as chlamydia
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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