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I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'

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And I thought

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Fuck I do that shit every weekend

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(586): I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself' (586): And I thought (586): Fuck I do that shit every weekend http://tfl.nu/q5n0

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(917): View more from New York City

I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules

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(917): I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules http://tfl.nu/muds

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(650): View more from California

Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

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I asked first.

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(650): Why were you high on a thursday? (1-650): today's a wednesday (650): I asked first. http://tfl.nu/enxr

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(813): View more from Florida

No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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(813): No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want. http://tfl.nu/m7ba

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(678): View more from Georgia

This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.

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(678): This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes. http://tfl.nu/jrvg

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.

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(860): My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you. http://tfl.nu/g8rz

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(206): View more from Washington

He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.

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(206): He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful. http://tfl.nu/c0jh

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.

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(605): We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor. http://tfl.nu/zlq5

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(702): View more from Nevada

Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride

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(702): Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride http://tfl.nu/xs6r

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(914): View more from New York

we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.

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(914): we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant. http://tfl.nu/6asp

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(509): View more from Washington

Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.

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(509): Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself. http://tfl.nu/tjqn

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee

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(717): dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee http://tfl.nu/bnsi

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(616): View more from Michigan

That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt

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(616): That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt http://tfl.nu/2m8h

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from

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(864): I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from http://tfl.nu/mmap

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(609): View more from New Jersey

17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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(609): 17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me. http://tfl.nu/mvi8

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