windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"