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(718): View more from New York

3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight

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(415): View more from California

Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund

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(417): View more from Missouri

Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.

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(713): View more from Texas

I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm drinking too much free beer

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.

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(404): View more from Georgia

hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives

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