Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake. http://tfl.nu/1bz8
  Replies (7) Good night (2532) Bad night (550)
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future. http://tfl.nu/4ejh
  Replies (32) Good night (1722) Bad night (3953)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  you win again, gameday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): you win again, gameday. http://tfl.nu/vyt9
  Replies (34) Good night (3129) Bad night (634)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo http://tfl.nu/9iyh
  Replies (5) Good night (835) Bad night (3203)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him http://tfl.nu/2mpu
  Replies (15) Good night (3525) Bad night (1975)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition? http://tfl.nu/nsp8
  Replies (8) Good night (5903) Bad night (1039)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day. http://tfl.nu/fth0
  Replies (12) Good night (3306) Bad night (1040)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast. http://tfl.nu/xssi
  Replies (8) Good night (1206) Bad night (5358)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex http://tfl.nu/ieaq
  Replies (14) Good night (2505) Bad night (880)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made. http://tfl.nu/g5vb
  Replies (16) Good night (6400) Bad night (1336)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT. http://tfl.nu/l2cm
  Replies (8) Good night (2020) Bad night (621)
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person? http://tfl.nu/wrx6
  Replies (6) Good night (1357) Bad night (556)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

  (1-951): View more from California

  I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny. (1-951): I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection. http://tfl.nu/lb55
  Replies (3) Good night (1141) Bad night (466)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station? http://tfl.nu/6qox
  Replies (5) Good night (729) Bad night (441)
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you. http://tfl.nu/6dmy
  Replies (1) Good night (783) Bad night (308)

Randomize