office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
