There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
jump out the window naked night went bad
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