At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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