He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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