I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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