maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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