apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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