Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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