I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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