would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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