Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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