this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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