lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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