Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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