Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Damn victory sex feels great
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