Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Shame is for Republicans.
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