Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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