For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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