Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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