Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
