Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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