READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
you never un-have a 4some
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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