I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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