After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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