he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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