I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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