I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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