i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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