North Korea, Best Korea!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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