He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I enjoy the company of your penis
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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